Marlowe's Shade

Monday, November 08, 2004

Jack's Back

Jack Engelhard, my favorite columnist at Arutz Sheva, has returned with this gem.

Yasser Arafat is still listed as slightly dead. We'll keep you posted on the latest, as to when Swamp Thing is pronounced completely dead.

As the world waits, and Suha shops, doctors from the Sorbonne's Josef Mengele Annex are on the job.

Meanwhile, George W. Bush is back in the White House, and all's right with the world.

Depending on what world you live in.

If you're a Christian and live in Darfur and you're surrounded by Janjaweed Arabs, well, this is not good. Better move to the safety of some European country, like the Netherlands. Oops. My mistake. Bad idea. Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh just got killed over there for being critical of Islam. Seven Islamic "militants" have already been charged.

By the way, on semantics, when the people on television tell us that there's bad news about Arafat, don't they mean good news?

Imagine this, Bush up, Arafat down, all within 24 hours, and you say life sucks? Life is good.

Michael Moore, who's your daddy?
papijoe 3:47 PM